Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Limitations

Because I haven't found an incredibly awesome graphic design job yet, I've been looking into other professions. I know what you're thinking 'Liv, you are so incredibly awesome you could do anything you ever wanted, including being a super villian that wears a green checkered cape with pointy purple shoes and rides a segway around town creating non-harmful mischief'. And you're right, dear reader, I could be anything I wanted to. But, I do have my limitations, and I've created a list of 5 jobs I couldn't do.

1. Dentist - Think about the children and the leftover hunks of pizza or cheerios or playdough in their teeth...sorry....almost gagged.

2. Basically anything in the medical field. I have a weak stomach and an active gag reflex.

3. Fire Fighter - I sweat like a man in any kind of heat

4. Bearded lady at the circus - I just can't grow facial hair. Simple as that.

5. Garbage collector - like I said, gag reflex.

Anybody else have jobs they couldn't do?

2 comments:

  1. Doctor - I'd pass out. Flight attendant - I'd be mean.

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  2. math teacher- I'd have to fail myself or have the kids teach me. It would be really depressing.stupid 5th graders....

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