I'm being optimistic today. It is an optimistic day (despite the rain and gloom). So instead of focusing on the fact that I don't have a job, we're all going to look at my options. Yesterday was kind of a downer. Things I couldn't do (even though I could do anything). So I've created a list (I've had to shorten it considerably) of the jobs I would be totally awesome at.
1. Writer of fortune cookies - "tomorrow you will see a squirrel that will be able to talk russian and you will videotape this animal and make millions" or "try to find inspiration in the little things. Like miniature doll houses, ponies, or fire ants."
2. Crayola Color namer - I call this one "puke green" and this one "sparkly aunt jemima brown" and this one "orange you glad I didn't say banana" (which would work for either orange or yellow).
3. Weather woman - "Today it will rain. Tomorrow it may not. After that it might get sunny, but there is a chance it will still be cloudy." - It's like playing mama nature!
4. Mascot - I would be an awesome mascot, let me tell you why. First I would make everyone in the bleachers do the wave. Then I would walk around with my hand to my ear and make everyone cheer. Then I would try and do cheers with the cheerleaders (that would be my favorite part) and end in the splits (which I can't do...at all really, but because I would be the mascot everybody would still love me!).
5. Chocolate tester - I love chocolate. Which I think is the only requirement for this job. The only downsides I can think is I'd become a fat diabetic with no teeth.
The world is full of possibilities!
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