Record

I'm going to break a world record. I don't know which one I'm going to break. So I've found some that I could maybe do...or modify.

1. Largest gathering of people dressed as gorillas (there were 637 people there...right now I think I could get 3 people to do it....but with enough persuasion I could work up to 638)

2. Fastest modeling of a balloon dog. Instead of making a balloon dog, I think I will make a whole balloon town. With balloon people. That are real. It will be its own civilization, I just have to make sure they don't take over the world.

3. Most t-shirts worn at the same time. The world record is set at 121 t-shirts. I'm thinking instead of t-shirts I could try underwear.

4. World's longest eye brows. The longest was 3.5 inches. I'm thinking I could grow them at least 3.8 inches.

5. The most jelly eaten with chopsticks. I could modify it to be the most lasagna noodles eaten with a spork.

I'm going to the movie 'Invictus' tonight. Maybe I'll write a 5 page review for you guys. Do you think you would read it?

Records found here:

http://trifter.com/practical-travel/people-are-quite-odd-10-of-the-strangest-world-records/

and here:

http://www.oddee.com/item_86932.aspx

and some here:

http://www.philbrodieband.com/jokes_its-a-record.htm