You know when you have those days where instead of the glass being half full or half empty you're looking through the bottom of it when everything is all wonky and you have a headache after 2 minutes? Yea, today was one of those days. At work I'm pretty sure all of the pages I designed formed a union and were vying to bring me down. Luckily, I, clumsily and lethargically, thwarted their plans. But it took some effort. Sorry, this is not a pity post. No! I don't want your pity! Take it back!
On a different note:
Beyonce and I are going to watch an episode of 'Lost' tonight. I love that. I love talking about Beyonce. Because everytime I say things like 'Beyonce's begging for scraps of my chicken' or 'Beyonce is laying on the couch and has cat litter on her feet' or even 'All Beyonce wants to do at night is snuggle' I giggle. I wrote my roommate a note while I was out of the apartment it said 'Beyonce's in the bathroom'. I really hope you find that funny. Because really. Beyonce in my bathroom? That's funny. (note: Beyonce is my cat. Well, she'll be my cat if no one claims her in the next couple days. I'm growing very attached).
Yes, but it'd be even funnier to give her the alter ego of Sasha Fierce on top of Beyonce. I think both names work rather well for a cat, honestly.
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