Post Thanksgiving food disorder

I have to work today. I know, I know: you're thinking "Liv. You just ate a lot of turkey yesterday. How are you going to get through today without falling asleep". Well, here's my plan:

1. If my hair was long enough I would tape some of it to my computer so if I nod off and my head droops my hair will rip out, causing pain and I will wake up. Since I don't have long hair...that won't work. Nevermind. On to number 2!

2. Every time I look like I'm getting tired I'm going to have Dave (the guy who sits closest to me) squawk like a giant un-evolved bird in my left ear (he sits on the right so I won't be expecting it this way). (This would only work providing Dave would actually do that).

3. At intervals of exactly 36 minutes, I will have a 3-minute impromptu dance party (although it won't be impromptu if I'm planning it). That way it will prevent me from being tired. The endorphins produced from the 3-minutes of movement will make me happy and forget that I'm tired for the 36 minutes.

I have to get my oil changed, and I think while they're doing that I'm going to get a mocha. Yum. Maybe the caffeine will do for now...but I think I'll resort to #3 when that wears off.